February 2012
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stoicsilence:
oh no, if i keep this on my desktop, someone might find out that i play crappy porn games
but if i delete the shortcut, i will probably never remember where i put the original file
what do i do
…
nobody will ever be the wiser
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In put her ass on blast on Facebook
Drink responsibly niiiiiigggggaaaaa
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oh goodie
I get to play “Find the drunk cousin who hopefully isn’t passed out somewhere getting buttraped”
seriously though I hope she’s okay
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I don’t feel feminine today.
… i’m not sure what defines femininity but i don’t really look like your average woman today and i’m feeling really fucking bummed about it.
I usually just wear jeans and a pullover to class because i’m lazy, and i don’t really like wearing dresses/skirts/leggings and whatever to class because i feel like it draws too much...
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hussieslips:
my sister was trying to say pass the salt and pass the lemon at the same time so instead she yelled pass the semen across our kitchen table
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me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
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Girls and Women...Take Note.
homeainteverhome:
youmakeme-perfect:
socialistscum:
-burythepast:
markaragnos:
joshishollywood:
wayfaringthroughthegalaxy:
Dear females of all ages,
Here is living proof that you don’t have to dress like a desperate, cheap whore to look pretty and utterly beautiful (Note: I am not calling all girls whores. I am only saying that some dress LIKE whores…I have respect for women...
Makin' that curry!
or.. attempting to.
kwadi:
incises:
OH MY FUSCVKJH CRYING
omfg
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mom said i’m starting to look a bit thinner already,
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