January 2012
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my dad is going to try and put in a good word for me at his work whenever a new position opens.
if i get the job i’ll most likely be doing minor IT shit.
I know it pays pretty damn well too.
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i haven't been to Taco Bell in a minute
i’m sew pumped right now hahahha
December 2011
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in a perfect world
I would have an 11mm stretched labret and beautifully tattooed hands
Cherry Pez: my checklist →
rissainzombieland:
i have this idea in my head of how i really want to be
i want to be able to talk to people and not be negative and i want to sound interesting so people would love to want to talk with me often/hangout etc
i dont want to be awkward or make no sense
i want to be smarter
i want to be how i…
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tu dices cosas muy linda acerca de mi pero cambiar la tema segundos mas tarde.
te gusto o no?!?!?!?!
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sillyviviann:
Brb kindly asking my fat to go into my butt and boobs
fierce-deity:
fuckmeinthebutthole:
Listening to old Fall Out Boy songs because it brings back memories and how do I remember all of these lyrics
me toooooooooooooooooooo
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
literallysame:
what if I made snickerdoodles with my cum or something
will I get notes and followers
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Can you imagine
The smell from dropping and breaking a huge jar of months old period blood?!
I don’t wanna know why you are, but if you’re gonna save shit like that you need some heavy duty Tupperware or something.
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Never seeing any mixed kids that look even...
makes me really feel like I belong
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Holy fucking shit
There was a giant raccoon on my window sill last night.
I also had a really fucking weird ass dream. How weird? Well, it involved me having my head in a fishbowl that was attached to another smaller one with an actual fish in it as a punishment for some crime, and then me and a few others were trying to convince a half naked redneck version of Lori Beth Denberg to let us order pizza through a...
Watchchoppawielder:
pimp—c:
flava-in-ya-ear:
LOLOLOL
What………….
WHAT THE FUCK
Watchx3amandaa:
…
LOL
Can you just like,… re-word things to where you don’t come off as a prick. you’re starting to hurt my fucking feelings
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geeisthesex:
this is lmfao
this one is 37
and this one is his nephew
just let that sink in
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