Natural hurr.

my boobs are so weird ugh

We had phun tuhday bic boi.

dis how we doo doo. food and booze

MEEEETTTTHHHHH

but srsly look at the size of this gradated cylinder 

AND THEN I WAS OLD LADY

that bitch was right.

Okay I’m looking crazy as hell but i’m really excited about this loose hoodie dress I made. It’s not perfect but it’s the first thing i’ve ever sewn that hasn’t looked like complete shit. The material is crappy but really neon and pretty. I think it goes well with my supah fat yet moderately tan legs ahaha

Oh and it also doubles as baggy sweater.

i’ll probably post more pictures tomorrow i don’t know.

SNARF

supacawaiidesoo

Ignore everything else in this picture, I’M GETTIN FOOKIN TAN!

i’m not yellow orange-y like in the picture doe.

this is my hair at the moment

wig fail/life fail/video quality fail.

at least I looked alright for a second.

I need to leave the house.

hair is going to be like this again soon when it grows out a bit, but with gray/silver with black streaks..? dat special lighting